email@example.com is the CEO of a co-operative media conglomerate. He is a militant who works for the Variable Network State as the Sysop. His given name is unknown. Even the Internet doesn't know his real name or what he looks like. He is a ninja master, a saboteur, and an expert in all NATO and Warsaw Pact ideologies, explosives and detonators. He always places his charges in the proper location for maximum damage. His fees are paid into a numbered Spacebank account, and are always paid in advance. He makes no guarantees, and gives no refunds.
At the moment he is learning C.